"he vould have an enormous schwanzschtucker"

it is march...the campaigns forge on...the republican field narrows...you can smell desperation through your tv screen or phone...because we now have come to this...i'll bet jeb (or as i call him "just enough brains") is glad he went home...carson too...and without frau fiorina on the stage the latest debate became a scene from "american pie...the younger years"...it is hard to fathom...and embarrassing...for whether or not this is your party...this is supposedly the same party that gave us reagan...dole...mccain...but now...it's the roar of the crowd...shouting...yelling...and, yes, the size of your dick...which is appropriate if you are watching at home...since we are the ones getting screwed...but truly...why not just do the right thing...present this as a wwe event...let's get ready to rumble..."teflon trump"..."robotic rubio"..."crafty cruz"...and "kill me so i can go home kasich"...fox should carry it...a nice lead in to idol...vote one off each week...hmm...then i thought about this...maybe we should go really old school...like the romans...lions and an arena...but being an animal lover i couldn't...after all...eating one of these guys...full of hot air and no substance...they would just give those lions gas...