Summer city, days of steam heat
Summer city, the crowds are a treat
See the street packed as can be,
See the curb, a fresh pond of pee
Summer days, blazing away
to ah-oh those summer plights
Tell me more, tell me more
Did your train run today?
Tell me more, tell me more
No, just ask Amtrak or the MTA
Port Authority, on line to pee
Someone barks, it's NYPD
Fists are pounding on the next stall
Yells of Bellevue, the thrill of it all
Summer sun, oh ain't it fun
then ah-oh those summer plights
Tell me more, tell me more
Did your subway derail?
Tell me more, tell me more
No, it just moved like a snail
Took a ferry to take in the view
It missed the dock, I lost a shoe
Tried a bus but the AC just died
Got off later, schvitzing and fried
Summer city can be so pretty
but ah-oh those summer plights
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you make it to work?
Tell me more, tell me more
Yeah, but late my Uber driver's a jerk
Some guy is friendly waving his hand
Starts screaming the world is ending, we're damned
No one notices they're glued to their phones
Penn is closed, everyone groans
Summer city, life can be gritty
but oh-ah those summer plights
Tell me more, tell me more
is the tunnel backed up?
Tell me more, tell me more
if you ask you're a schmuck
People wonder, when will this end
Cars are crawling from end to end
Then they make a sacred vow
Next year in Florida, if budgets allow
Summer city, love it, ain't it a pity
but oh, those summer plights